M.A.O.I.S.
M. A. O. I. S. is when you’re stuck in a job that’s like a bad relationship. You don’t want to leave, but you don’t want to stay either. It’s just a big waste of time.
I got hired for a marketing job, but I spend my days answering emails and pretending I’m busy.
My boss thinks I’m a rock star, but I just want to go home and watch Netflix.
I’ve been working here for 5 years and I still don’t know what I do.