ma'Leiyk
Ma'Leiyk is a genius who thinks he’s the only one who matters. He’ll let you live until you push him too far, then he’ll yell at you like you owe him money.
You asked him for his notes. He said, ‘You’re not worth my time, but here you go.’
He let you borrow his phone, then yelled at you when you dropped it in the toilet.
He told you he’d help you study, then fell asleep on your shoulder and snored through the whole test.