ma'hazia
A goddess who looks good enough to eat and acts like she’s been doing it for years. She’s got a brain that could beat Einstein and a sense of humor so sharp it could cut through steel. People don’t respect her and that’s a crime.
She called my boss a ‘dumbass’ in front of everyone.
I asked her why she didn’t just leave the guy who didn’t appreciate her.
She made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee on my boss.