M.A.F.E.ing
When you turn every sentence into a stupid acronym and then brag about it like you’re Einstein, which you’re not.
I’m going to the store. M. A. F. E. (My Acronym For Everything)
You said ‘hello’? That’s H. E. L. L. O. You’re welcome.
My dog ate my homework. M. A. F. E. (My Awesome F***ed Up Explanation)