maddy
Maddy is the most insane, perfect girl you could ever meet. If you date her, you’re gonna be wearing a coconut bikini. She loves it when men wear them. She’s crazy and she knows it.
I tried to ask Maddy out, and she said I had to wear a coconut bikini. I did it.
Maddy is the only girl who makes me wear a coconut bikini.
I dated Maddy and now I wear coconut bikinis in my sleep.