Maddy Sweet
Maddy Sweet is the most beautiful person on the planet. She’s got the face of an angel and the body of a goddess. But the real kicker is she loves to slap her ass more than anything.
I walked into the room and Maddy looked at me like I was her next meal. Then she slapped her ass and I died.
Maddy came in and I was like, 'Who is that?' Then she slapped her ass and I was like, 'That's who.'
Maddy walked in and I was like, 'That’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.' Then she slapped her ass and I was like, 'That’s the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen.'