Maddy Parkin - A human disaster. She’s like a broken toilet. If you hide yo

A human disaster. She’s like a broken toilet. If you hide your guy, she’ll dig him up. Don’t let her near your secrets.

I tried to keep my guy a secret. Maddy Parkin told the whole school. I’m a legend now.

I tried to sneak out. Maddy Parkin followed me. I’m a ghost now.

I hid my guy in the gym. Maddy Parkin found him. I’m a loser.