Maddy Hood - This is when you get so high you think your jeans are a time

This is when you get so high you think your jeans are a time machine and you scream at the cops for not letting you go back to the 1980s

I tried to time travel and my jeans wouldn't stop talking

I called the cops and told them I was from the future and my jeans were a portal

I yelled at my mom for not being a time traveler