MADDR
A group of moms who think DDR is a curse from the devil. They blame it for everything, bad grades, missing laundry, and your brother’s new obsession with pink shoes.
My mom joined MADDR because she thought DDR was causing my brother to lose his voice.
She sent me a DM: 'If you don’t stop dancing, I’ll stop buying you pizza.'
At the school play, she showed up wearing a ‘DDR Sucks’ shirt and a wig.