Maddoxing
A Maddox is a human who acts like they’re the best at everything but are actually just a big mess inside. They’ll do anything to make you laugh but will cry if you don’t text them back.
My Maddox cried because I didn’t reply to her 100th text.
She said she’d die if I didn’t like her new hair. I said I’d die if I had to look at it.
She got a dog just to feel special. It’s now the most annoying dog ever.