My mom signed me up for a karate class. I got maddoxed. Now I have to fight a guy named Kevin who eats meat for breakfast.

I told my friend I'd buy him pizza if he passed math. He failed. I got maddoxed. Now I'm eating cold pizza at 2 a. m.

My dog bit my neighbor’s kid. I got maddoxed. Now I have to pay for a new kid.