Madditude
Madditude is when you think you're the best at everything and act like everyone else is a total loser. You say you love someone, but you’re really just fake and annoying.
I love you like my favorite pizza, but I also hate you like my least favorite broccoli.
You’re my bestie, but only when you’re giving me free snacks.
I’m your bff, but I will totally tell your crush you’re ugly.