Maddisan
A girl so hot she could make a statue blush. She’s got the kind of butt that could make a monk lose his vow. She’s got a personality that could light up a room, and she’s the kind of wife that would make your ex cry. She’s wild when she’s single, and when she’s taken, she’d do anything for her guy, even steal his fries.
I saw her in the cafeteria and I almost peed my pants.
She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.
She’s the only girl who could make me skip gym.