Maddinese
a dumb kind of speech that comes from Maddie, who thinks she invented limes and everyone else is just copying her.
Maddie: "You're not even a real person, you're just a lime-less shadow."
In a group chat: Maddie types, "Limes are life, and I'm the life."
At lunch: Maddie says, "You don't eat limes, you worship them."