maddin
the kind of person who thinks they’re the chosen one, but the universe is just tired of their nonsense and is probably considering a divorce
Maddin told me he’s the reincarnation of Zeus. I said, ‘Bro, Zeus is in a nursing home.’
Maddin claims he’s the only one who can beat the god of pizza. That’s not a title, that’s a crime.
Maddin’s so confident, he thinks he’s the reason gravity exists. I think he’s the reason gravity takes a lunch break.