Maddigan
They're the kind of person who'll save your life, then swear at you for being stupid. They’re kind, but not too kind, they have a temper, and it’s loud.
She lent me her notes, then called me a ‘brain-dead idiot’ when I didn’t study.
She pushed me out of the way of a falling chair. Then she yelled at me for being clumsy.
She gave me a sandwich after I cried in the bathroom. Then she called me a ‘crybaby’.