maddieism
When you friendzone someone just to realize later you're head-over-heels for them, but by then they're already gone and you're left with nothing but heartburn and a broken phone.
You friendzone Lisa, only to find out she's dating your ex's brother.
You friendzone Jake, then he dumps his girlfriend and asks you out... you say no.
You friendzone Sarah for two years, then she moves to another state and texts you: 'I miss you, but I'm with someone else now.'