Maddie Lindell

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Maddie Lindell is the girl who had a Dolan Twin obsession so bad it made her skin break out. She’s the kind of person who walks into a room and makes your eyes roll back into your head because her ass cheeks slap so hard you can hear it from the next state.

I saw Maddie Lindell in the grocery store and I almost dropped my milk because her ass cheeks were clapping like a disco DJ.

My cousin texted me a photo of Maddie Lindell and said, 'This girl is so hot, she made my dog bark.'

At the mall, Maddie Lindell walked past me and my heart stopped. I had to sit down because my ass cheeks were jealous.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maddie Lindell is the type of person who could make a statue of a Dolan Twin weep. She’s got the kind of ass that claps so loud, it sounds like a fat kid jumping into a pool.

My mom saw Maddie Lindell on Instagram and said, 'That girl has the ass of a god, and I’m just a mortal with a gym membership.'

At the gym, Maddie Lindell walked in and the weights started talking to each other.

I asked Maddie Lindell for her number, and she said, 'You're lucky I didn't slap your ass cheeks for being so ugly.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maddie Lindell is the queen of the Dolan Twin fan club. Her ass cheeks are so big and loud, they could start a war. She’s the kind of person who makes your face turn red just by walking by.

I saw Maddie Lindell at the park and my face turned red like a tomato. I think my heart had a heart attack.

My friend texted me and said, 'Maddie Lindell just walked by, and my ass cheeks are now jealous.'

At the coffee shop, Maddie Lindell sat down and the barista said, 'That girl has the ass of a beast.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago