Maddie (ghetto variation)
A girl who lives in the streets and robs people, but also knows how to make you laugh until you cry. She’s got a bad attitude and a better sense of humor.
Maddie walked into a store, stole everything, and then left a thank you note.
She laughed so loud at the guy’s bad joke that he ran out of the room.
She told the cop she’d rather be in jail than be sad.