Maddie Deangelo
The funniest and most amazing girl on the planet. She makes you laugh so much you’ll forget your name. She’s beautiful and you’re not. She’s obsessed with cats and if you don’t like them, you’re a waste of oxygen. She’s getting three soon and you’re sad.
She told my class her cat was ‘smarter than the teacher’ and got a standing ovation.
She made me laugh so hard I snorted my juice.
She called my dad a ‘donkey face’ and he said ‘thank you.’