Maddie Day
A day to worship the perfect Mormon girls who are so good they could be saints. Saint Maddy was the original one and she got a feast day in 2012.
Saint Maddy is perfect and I will never be as good as her.
I’m eating at Kinders’ today because it’s Saint Maddy’s feast day and I need food.
Saint Maddy is so perfect she could be a saint. I’m jealous.