Maddi O'dell
A girl who's so dumb, she thinks Casa is a type of pizza. She and her friends are always talking about Mexican food like it’s the most important thing in the universe. Her farts are so strong, they could launch a rocket.
Maddi texted me: 'Casa is the best pizza ever. I ate two burritos.'
I saw Maddi and her friends at the mall, eating tacos and talking about Casa like it was a religion.
Maddi sent me a DM: 'My farts are so loud, they could wake up the dead.'