Madder than a wet hen
When a hen gets wet, it goes full-on rage mode. This phrase is used by people who think swearing is a talent and also think they’re the only ones who know it.
I was madder than a wet hen when my phone died during the final round of Fortnite.
He was madder than a wet hen after his car got stuck in a ditch.
She was madder than a wet hen when her kid used her hair as a jump rope.