Madder than a wet hen
A wet hen is like a hot head that got dunked in a lake. This phrase is used by people who think they’re the king of the chicken coop and also think they’re the only ones who know what it means.
I was madder than a wet hen when my kid threw a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store.
He was madder than a wet hen when his car got towed because he forgot to pay the parking ticket.
She was madder than a wet hen when her kid used her lipstick to draw on the mirror.