Maddenite
A person who lives, eats, and shits Madden. They think the game is better than real life and would rather play Madden than eat, sleep, or even breathe. They’re like a cult, but instead of worshipping a god, they worship the Madden menu.
I’d rather play Madden than go to my cousin’s wedding. My cousin’s a fool, and the menu’s got better options.
My Maddenite friend got engaged and still chose to play Madden over the reception. He’s a lost cause.
I’ve been married for 10 years, and I still think Madden is the best relationship I’ve ever had.