maddener
Random nonsense or things that are so obvious they make you want to punch the person who said them. Like a football analyst who thinks a touchdown is a big deal.
'He ran like a deer!' But it was just a normal run.
He said the team was 'defeated' when they lost by 3 points.
He called a 50-45 game a 'blowout' and acted like he was the smartest person in the room.