madden
When you tell your boys you can’t hang out because your team is in the Super Bowl, but really you’re just trying to make out with your girl.
I told my boys I had to play Madden, but I was just trying to kiss my girl.
I said I had to play Madden, but my girl was way more important.
I lied to my boys about Madden so I could make out with my girl.
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