Madden Mobile Gods
A bunch of hot-tempered old ladies with beards who made a stupid man who looks like Ellen Degeneres but has powder-blue eyes. He’s a lazy, crybaby loser who got famous on YouTube and has over 500,000 people who think he’s cool.
"Why is this man still on YouTube?", a kid who just watched him cry about a sandwich.
"He’s like my dad, but with more rage and less money.", a kid who’s never had a dad.
"I subscribe just to laugh at him.", a person who’s never laughed before.