Madden Diploma
A stupid piece of paper that fake-ass guys think they earned when they beat some no-name players in Madden 10 and now think they know everything about football, even though they can't tell a tight end from a linebacker.
My cousin got a Madden Diploma after winning 19 games on Madden. Now he thinks he's the next Tom Brady.
My dad claims he has a Madden Diploma because he beat my uncle in 2009.
My friend got a Madden Diploma and now thinks he can coach my team even though he can't catch a pass.