Madden Diploma
A stupid award that guys get when they think they’re the best at football just because they won a bunch of stupid games on a video game, and now they think they can beat anyone.
My cousin got a Madden Diploma and now he thinks he can beat me in real life.
My dad thinks he has a Madden Diploma and now he thinks he can coach the Patriots.
My friend got a Madden Diploma and now he thinks he can beat my uncle in real life.