madden crush
someone who thinks they know football just because they won a 10-minute Madden match and now believe they could beat any real player in a real game
"I beat my cousin in Madden, so I’m better than Patrick Mahomes.", @MaddenKing2022
I just played 2 games and now I think I’m a pro. #MaddenCrush
My Madden team is better than the actual Cowboys. #Obvious