Madden Ass Pumping
Melting a Madden CD and shooting the hot goo straight into your butt like it's a butt plug and your ass is a fan.
I just got a Madden CD melted and pumped into my ass. I feel like a walking game highlight.
My cousin did the Madden Ass Pumping and now he can run faster than a running back.
I paid $50 for a Madden Ass Pumping. It was worth it. I can now kick ass in the game and in real life.
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