Madden Ass Pumping
Melting a Madden CD and shoving the hot stuff in your butt like it's a playoff run and you're ready to win.
I did the Madden Ass Pumping and now my ass is stronger than a linebacker.
My brother got a Madden CD melted and pumped into his ass. Now he can tackle anyone.
I paid for the Madden Ass Pumping and now I can run faster than a quarterback.