Madde
The shortest person you’ve ever seen. She’s like a human bean, but with a bootay and a temper. She can karate chop you with her tiny fists and throw tic tacs like they’re going out of style.
She karate chopped my friend and said it was a ‘friendly gesture’.
She threw a tic tac at my face and called it a ‘tactical move’.
She’s so short she looks like she’s hiding behind a toaster.