Maddasplaining
Maddalena explains things like you’re a baby who just learned how to walk and she’s the voice of God.
Maddalena: 'You don’t even know what a simile is. I had to explain it to my goldfish.'
Maddalena: 'You think you’re smart? I’ve seen smarter people in a broom closet.'
Maddalena: 'You don’t know anything. I had to explain it to a sock.'