maddalin
Maddalins are loud, proud, and fake lesbians who can’t stand being called what they really are. They talk about feminism like it’s a religion and record every stupid voice note they make. They’re awkward as hell and once they get you in their clutches, you’re never getting out. If they find something funny, they’ll laugh so loud you’ll think the ceiling is going to fall.
She told me she was a lesbian, but when she saw a guy, she started giggling like she was in a comedy club.
She recorded her voice saying 'Hello' fifty times and played it during my presentation.
She tried to flirt with a tree and called it a 'romantic relationship.'