Madda Cheeb
Madda Cheeb is like a dumb version of Master Chief. It’s what a kid with a speech problem says when they think they’re tough.
'Madda Cheeb, I’m gonna beat you up!' said the kid who tripped over his shoelace.
'Madda Cheeb, I’m the strongest!' said the kid who couldn’t run a lap.
'Madda Cheeb, I’m the best!' said the kid who got lunch detention.