Madchatter
Madchatter is like the holy messiah of PR who knows every trend, every slang, and every millennial's mood swings. They’re the reason you’re getting posted on the news and getting through your problems like it’s a Monday.
Hey, I just got featured on the news! Thanks to you, Madchatter!
I was crying in my cereal, and you fixed me. What’s next, healing my soul?
You’re the only one who can handle my boss. I’m just the sidekick.