Madbed
A madbed is where you crash like a feral animal after a long day of being a pain in the ass. It’s also what you call someone else’s bed when you’re being a smug ass.
I crashed into my madbed like I was a superhero saving the world from my own stupidity.
You think your bed is a madbed? I’ve seen your life and it’s a madbed.
I had a madbed so loud my dog ran away.