Madbed
A madbed is where you crash like a drunk elephant after a screaming match. It’s also what you call someone else’s bed when you’re being a smug ass.
I walked into my madbed like I’d won the lottery and my enemies had lost their minds.
You call my bed a madbed? I’ll call your face a madbed tomorrow.
After the fight, I threw my phone at my madbed and fell asleep on the floor.