Madbed - A madbed is the place where your sanity goes to die. It’s al

A madbed is the place where your sanity goes to die. It’s also a fancy way to say you’re too lazy to get up.

I didn’t sleep. I just stared at my madbed like it owed me money.

You say you’re tired? Your madbed is probably laughing at you.

I ate my cereal in my madbed and called it a lifestyle.