MadBadDog
A guy who roams around selling CDs like they’re the last piece of bread in the world
He yelled at me for not buying his CD. I told him I had better things to do than listen to his sad life.
He tried to sell me a CD and I told him I already had a life.
He came up to me with a CD and said it was 'the key to happiness.' I said it looked more like the key to a jail cell.
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