madatude - when someone’s so furious they think they’re cool instead of

when someone’s so furious they think they’re cool instead of just being a hot mess

My mom yelled at me for burning my toast. She said I had madatude. I had a charred breakfast and a bruised ego.

My brother called me a baby because I cried when I lost my phone. He said I had madatude. I said he had a bad case of stupid.

My teacher told me to calm down. I said I had madatude. She said I had a lot of problems and no brains.