madapar
when a greasy, loud Jew grabs you and won't let you go, like a stuck-on piece of gum.
At the park, the guy next to me madapared me and now I have to hear his entire life story.
I tried to leave the restaurant, but the guy at the table madapared me and I had to stay.
My brother madapared me during the game and I had to listen to his whole day.