Madamustache - A mustache a woman grows. It’s like a mustache but for women

A mustache a woman grows. It’s like a mustache but for women who don’t want to look like they’ve been dragged through a hedge backward.

My cousin’s Madamustache is so long, it’s like a cat walked across her face.

My grandma’s Madamustache is so bushy, it looks like it’s trying to take over her nose.

My teacher’s Madamustache is so wild, it looks like it’s been in a fight.