Madamustache
A mustache a woman grows. It’s like a mustache but for women who are tired of looking like they’ve never had a single hair on their face in their entire life.
My grandma’s Madamustache is so thick, it looks like it’s trying to take over her whole face.
My cousin’s Madamustache is so long, it looks like it’s trying to get a job.
My teacher’s Madamustache is so wild, it looks like it’s been in a war.