Madamustache
A mustache a woman grows. It’s like a mustache but for women who don’t want to look like they’ve been kicked by a donkey.
My neighbor’s Madamustache is so thick, it looks like it’s trying to start a revolution.
My mom’s Madamustache is so long, it looks like it’s trying to get a job.
My aunt’s Madamustache is so wild, it looks like it’s been in a fight.