Madame Hippo
A woman who eats so much peanut butter she’s got a jar on her head and a cat wearing a crown.
She showed up to my birthday with a jar on her head and a cat wearing a crown.
I saw her on the bus eating a jar of peanut butter with a cat on her shoulder.
She DM’d me: 'I’m coming to your house with a jar on my head and 3 cats in tutus.'