Madame Hippo
A woman who eats so much peanut butter she’s got a jar in every room and throws cat parties like it’s her job.
She showed up to my house with 12 jars of peanut butter and 7 cats wearing party hats.
My neighbor screamed at me because Madame Hippo’s cat party loud enough to wake the dead.
She texted me: 'I’m coming over with 10 jars and 3 cats. You’re gonna love it.'