Madame Gourgeon

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Madame Gourgeon is a cult leader who looks like a pizza that forgot to cook. They think they're Danny Devito, but they're just a fat man who talks too much. Nobody believes them, but they still think they're right.
'I'm not a cult leader, I'm a god!', said no one ever.
They told me I was in their cult, but I just said 'no thanks, I'm full.'
They tried to convince my dog I was their follower. The dog just stared.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madame Gourgeon is a cursed Danny Devito lookalike who thinks everyone worships them. They have no idea what cardio is and are too busy being a virgin to care about looks.
They told me I was their new disciple. I said 'nope, I'm still a sinner.'
They tried to start a cult in the grocery store. The manager threw them out.
They told their dog they were a disciple. The dog bit them.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madame Gourgeon is a lazy, fat, virgin who thinks they're Danny Devito. They lead a cult just because they're too fat to do anything else.
They tried to make me join their cult. I said 'I’m not joining, I’m eating.'
They told their cat they were a cult leader. The cat ignored them.
They tried to start a cult in the park. No one showed up.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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